mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I forget how to act sober
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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