In the future we'll all be gay
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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