I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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