i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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