This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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