Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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