His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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