You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
