dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
How does one acquire holy water?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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