is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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