I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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