Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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