Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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