I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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