Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Randomize
