yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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