If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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