i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm passing your future prison.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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