No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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