is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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