I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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