I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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