Where are you?
In a non slutty way
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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