That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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