He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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