North Korea, Best Korea!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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