mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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