the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
