windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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