i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
they need to just BURY HIM!
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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