what if I'm pregnant?
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this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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