Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
