i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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