Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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