sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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