So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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