come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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