Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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