If i come over, it means nothing
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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