Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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