sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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