i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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