So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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