How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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