Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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