I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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