So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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