I hate your face
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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