I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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