Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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