That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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