The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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