So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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