just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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