Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
